Monthly Archives: January 2009

The Cleavage Conundrum

By spamfest | Published: January 22, 2009
A week or two ago I became aware of a sinister plot against me. Actually, it was originally for me, but I was never aware of it, so it wound up being against me after all. “Details?” you say? Why, of course! Back at school I had this friend. We’ll call her [...]
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Pimping the Amazon for free.

By spamfest | Published: January 11, 2009
Because that’s how I roll, yo. Amazon kicks a relatively large amount of ass. Most of the nontrivial stuff I buy comes from them. Online shopping is supremely convenient for me: No lines, no dumb people, no whining kids, no traffic, no wasting gas, no putting myself in a dangerous situation just to buy [...]
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An unexpected change!

By spamfest | Published: January 7, 2009
Notice any thing different about this place? I hope so, because otherwise you might want to get your vision sorted out at a local optometrist’s. I’ve been sitting on this domain change for awhile now (a month or two). My laziness creeps into damn near everything — okay, definitely everything — I do, and [...]
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This is a post about poop.

By spamfest | Published: January 7, 2009
I don’t think any website is complete without a post dedicated to poop, so here’s one now. Half the people in my house have caught the stomach flu that’s been going around recently. It’s the kind that makes you spew liquidy things at high velocity from both ends with enough frequency to dehydrate in a [...]
Posted in Fail, Lulz | 1 Comment

Gamer Resolutions 2009

By spamfest | Published: January 1, 2009
So, I saw this list of resolutions written for/about game developers and the industry, and in the comments someone said it ought to be done for gamers themselves. I decided to give it a little thought (seriously, not that much), and this is what I came up with! I will expand my vocabulary. Not [...]
Posted in Gaming, Lulz, Multiplayer | 7 Comments